The Quiet Pee
We have company over tonight - some of my roommates family members. It's midnight, everyone's in bed...except me of course. So the house is quiet and I have to pee. The closest restroom is in the hallway right outside the bedroom door where our guests are staying. So me, in my infinite wisdom, decide that I'll just go ahead and use the bathroom and pee quietly.
How do you pee quietly? I mean really - is that possible? And even if it were possible, wouldn't the most silent of urinations be over shadowed by the sound of the flushing toilet?
My mind remains a mystery...but at least I don't have to pee any more.
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