It Doesn't Work Both Ways
You ever notice how guys refer to their friends as "buddies"? Women don't do that. We don't have buddies - we have girlfriends. Imagine your burly male co-worker telling you that after work he's "going to the bar with his boyfriends". You'd undoubtedly be asking him for decorating tips and buying him broadway show tickets for Christmas.
Heterosexual women can hold hands and nobody thinks twice about it. Guys can't do that. It just doesn't look right. There will be no hand holding with your buddies!
Sports gives the guys at least some room to work with in the form of the tolerated butt slap. Just please leave it on the field. When Bob at the office lands that big account, it is just not okay for Dave to slap his ass and say "good job!".
Men own the motorcycle world. I don't care what anyone says. Stick a chick on a bike and you have yourself an instant lesbian.
Women can shop in the men's clothing department. It's sexy when an attractive looking woman wears a sports jersey or boxers. That skirt just still doesn't look right on Dave - especially when he's slapping Bob in the ass.
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